The Hunger Pains - The Harvard Lampoon

The Hunger Pains

By The Harvard Lampoon

  • Release Date: 2012-02-07
  • Genre: Humor
Score: 4.5
From 556 Ratings


The hilarious instant New York Times bestseller, The Hunger Pains is a loving parody of the dystopian YA novel and film, The Hunger Games.

Winning means wealth, fame, and a life of therapy losing means death, but also fame! This is The Hunger Pains.

When Kantkiss Neverclean replaces her sister as a contestant on the Hunger Gamesβ€”the second-highest-rated reality TV show in Peaceland, behind Extreme Home Makeoverβ€”she has no idea what to expect. Having lived her entire life in the telemarketing district’s worst neighborhood, the Crack, Kantkiss feels unprepared to fight to the death while simultaneously winking and looking adorable for the cameras. But when her survival rests on choosing between the dreamy hunk from home, Carol Handsomestein, or the doughy klutz, Pita Malarkey, Kantkiss discovers that the toughest conflicts may not be found on the battlefield but in her own heart . . . which is unfortunately on a battlefield.

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  • Lol

    By Luved it! XD
  • The only thing women deserve

    By Funny man rule$
    Amazing book it's so funny with hilarious plot twists
  • Funny

    By Chloejaws
    Loved it! SO FUNNY!!!!!
  • Dumb arses

    By Wookiepum
    I can believe it! That is a total rip off of the hunger games! That is stupid, renaming all of the care charecters doesn't make it your own! DO NOT BUY THIS!!!!!!!!! What? Do you think that Suzanne approves of this!!??!! There should be a zero star rating!

    By Popcornlovesme...
    I thought that the Hunger Games parody was an excellent book. All though the Hunger Games by Suzan Collins was a LOT better this was a fun read and I enjoyed seeing the book in a different perspective and I would recommend this book to people who like comedy/ parody stuff. 8)
  • Hilarious! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    By Ian-1298
    This book was so funny! Although it did make me almost throw up when they were talking about pita's dandruff. Effu Trinket is so funny and the ending takes on a weird twist- definitely not what I expected! Great book πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
  • Good book

    By Epic cubby
    I loved the book so funny
  • Made me cry

    By Cimfam01
    Lol I was laughing sooooooo hard it made me cry!!πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
  • Hunger games

    By Ghcddt
    I thought it was kinda dumb the authors a great author but I thought it was a little weird. I read the first page about her waking up and what was up with prim sleeping in the Cupboard I mean the are supposed to be sweet sisters
  • Fareaking amazin

    By TheBestGirlEVER:)
    Hill...lar...i...ous πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘πŸ‘